Mary Worth 3356

I was glad to see this panel recycled since I wasn't able to post on the day it was first used. Back in the 1990s, when I was a young bohemian interning at the Manhattan Theatre Club, I lived on 15th Street right across from Stuyvesant Square Park in a third floor walk up that I was subletting from a friend for next-to-nothing a month. It was a beautiful time, and while Stuyvesant Road appears to be a short little avenue in the East Village, it wasn't far away, and I'm just happy to think that I've walked the same streets that Dawn and Hugo are now exploring. If they follow in my figurative footsteps, they'll never see each other again.

Mary Worth 3355

New persons always enjoy meeting their girlfriends' old persons.

Mary Worth 3354

"So you see, we are both unfaithful, terrible people. Ha ha."

Mary Worth 3353

"Oh, Dawn, do you know how difficult it is for a guy like me to stay faithful in a country like France? But you begged and begged for a long distance relationship. Merci d'avoir perdu mon temps. Thanks for wasting my time."

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"It's not you, Hugo. I've found someone better." Explain to me how this isn't about Hugo?

Mary Worth 3351

Maybe tomorrow she can choke on her words and take a sip of water, and perhaps on Wednesday, she can excuse herself to use the rest room. I'm sure there are plenty of ways to stretch this out through the quarantine.

Mary Worth 3350

"Because apparently you can't read my thought balloons."

Mary Worth 3349

You may owe him for dinner if you break up with him at the restaurant.

Mary Worth 3348

Again, seeking clarity from an elevated vantage point. True fact, one of the boulders in Central Park is named "Worthless Boulder."

Mary Worth 3347

So far, we've done the High Line, the Empire State Building, the Freedom Tower, and the Statue of Liberty, all places with great views, but apparently, Dawn is still seeking clarity. Today she looks like she's happy again. She even put on that cheap little seashell Hugo gave to her.