Friday, July 24, 2015

Mary Worth 2108

For those of you who just moved into Santa Royale, Toby is referring to an incident seven years ago when she responded to a phishing email allegedly from Enormoushop.com and had her identity stolen. She paid no attention to the tell-tale charge on her credit card from Pretty Porpoises because it was so small, but the consequences were disastrous, and we spent weeks listening to Terry Bryson teach Toby to check her credit score. Of all Mary Worth stories ever, this one has lived on as the most "helpful."

So, by all means, Toby, congratulate Terry on getting a new fiance. She deserves it, even if the familiar territory works in his favor.

I have no idea what they're talking about.

10 comments:

Nance said...

I think Mary Worth should do a quick seminar about PDA, especially in pools open to children and other impressionable people.

And by quick, I mean, of course, no longer than four weeks.

KitKat said...

Terrific secret message, Wanders.

I'm standing at my desk, trying to contort my left arm like Terry's doing so Adam can admire her engagement ring (genuine zircon, $149 at SantaRoymart!). Ouch, this is painful! Of course, it's in keeping with this week of painful PDA's, as @Nance noted. Where's a shark when you need one?

fauxprof said...

@KitKat, the trailer will be out soon: Sharknado 4--the Charterstone Massacre.

Anonymous said...

In a pool that large you'd think there'd be a deep end, yet Adam and Terry never seem to find a spot where they can get up to more than waist deep. I'm assuming that in panel 2, they must be sitting on the bottom.

LouiseF said...

Terry may be a former Secret Service agent, but apparently she isn't savvy enough not to wear her new engagement ring in the pool...

Yahoonski said...

Can't somebody please throw an unwrapped Baby Ruth candy bar in the pool?

Anonymous said...

Just throw in this comic strip. The stench will make them scatter.

r u ok? said...

If the pool continues to expand we may see motor boats pulling water skiers around tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Terry looks like 55 years old, while Adam appears to be
about 25, while sporting bird crap on his hair.

Anonymous said...

Adam seems to be transitioning to his
Cro-Magnon state.