Be careful that you know what you're doing, Wilbur. Once you leave the Worthiverse, you can never go back. Also, there are fewer women in the real world who are inclined to date an overweight comic book character.
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Shmoopie
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There always seems to be a full moon in the Worthiverse. And today there are two!
Oh, snap! The breakup of this dynamic Santa Royale power couple (Wilbis? Ibur?) is the biggest news to hit the pages of Person Magazine in years.
Ways for this to shake out:
* Iris launches a torrid love affair with Jeff Cory, finally tired of decades of faux-platonic Bum Boat banter with Mary * Iris enrolls in Harlan's class, leading to a shocking Root Vegetable Gardening love triangle * An unexpected sapphic romance with Toby (or Dawn.. or Mary..) eases the isolation of Iris' autumn years * Iris gets hooked on Vicodin * Twelve months of agonizingly slow documentation of their breakup, peppered with distraught emails from Wilbur as he documents Survivor Stories of train derailments from Jersey City
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There always seems to be a full moon in the Worthiverse. And today there are two!
Almost two weeks breaking up with Iris, maybe another two explaining to Dawn...how long can Amoy keep up this breakneck pace?
Oh, snap! The breakup of this dynamic Santa Royale power couple (Wilbis? Ibur?) is the biggest news to hit the pages of Person Magazine in years.
Ways for this to shake out:
* Iris launches a torrid love affair with Jeff Cory, finally tired of decades of faux-platonic Bum Boat banter with Mary
* Iris enrolls in Harlan's class, leading to a shocking Root Vegetable Gardening love triangle
* An unexpected sapphic romance with Toby (or Dawn.. or Mary..) eases the isolation of Iris' autumn years
* Iris gets hooked on Vicodin
* Twelve months of agonizingly slow documentation of their breakup, peppered with distraught emails from Wilbur as he documents Survivor Stories of train derailments from Jersey City
Wait - DATING? That's what Iris and Wilbur have been doing?! Well, knock me over with a feather!
Worst cartoon strip ever - Comic Book Guy
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