Mary Worth 3055

Poor, Ian. The only student he ever loved, turns on him like a weather vane in Kansas. I really, really thought they had a future together.

And when he gets home, his jealous wife will have packed her bags and left again.

Mary Worth 3054

"Certain things are meant to be overlooked. Like your obesity, and your chin beard."

Mary Worth 3053

Do you kiss your economics professor with that mouth?

Mary Worth 3052

"After all that time I put into buttering him up, I could have been working on my assignment instead! And believe me, flattering Ian was a lot more difficult than the assignment!"

Mary Worth 3051

I'll be late for work if I don't stop laughing.

Mary Worth 3050

Of course, I can't be certain, but I believe his exact thoughts are, "Thank heaven for our tiny little utensils! Portion control is the only way I'll get the body Jannie craves."

Mary Worth 3049

I don't recall seeing Jannie in a turtleneck sweater before, but I'm glad that when Ian imagines Jannie in the privacy of his own brain, he dresses her in additional clothing.

Mary Worth 3048

That look was cute on Libby the One-Eyed Cat, but on you it just looks strained.

Mary Worth 3047

We get it, June. Kids today spend too much time staring at their phones, making them as cold and detached as Medussa's statuary.

Mary Worth 3046

I fell in love with June Brigman this week. I wonder if she'd like to hang out and smoke.