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Everyone knows that "Medical Incident" is a euphemism for "Liquored Up."

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The Worthy Awards have been postponed out of respect for the possible death of Wilbur Weston. I don't think it is appropriate to celebrate too soon.

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Well, she did it. She killed off Wilbur Weston. If this had happened three years ago, we might have been shocked. But after his descent into perpetulant toddler-hood, it's more of a relief, really.

But don't get too comfortable. We all remember this moment:

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Tragic.

According to this article, there's a 1-in-4 chance that we will ever see Wilbur again.

Like I said, tragic.

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It's 2:30 AM, and Wilbur hasn't come begging for forgiveness yet. Something's terribly wrong.

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You've made us hate him long enough, Karen Moy. Now finish the job.

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It's been a rough 24 hours for me. Yesterday, I woke up at 3:30 AM and after 90 minutes of being unable to sleep in my hotel room, I started to work. I didn't come back to my hotel until 7:30 PM, exhausted. I just wanted to go to bed. I heated up a Lean Cuisine for dinner, and immediately got a text and a phone call that led to me falling for a scam in which I gave a conman $3,000. After three hours of phone calls between the scammer and my bank who was able to recover $2000 of the stolen funds, I crawled into bed. I felt like a real "Estelle." And then, to make matters worse, this morning I wake up to learn that Wilbur and Estelle have, indeed, been sharing a cabin and he's found an excuse to start drinking again. Will my troubles never end??

Scam alert, PSA: Through a series of complicated texts and an aggressive phone call, I was persuaded that someone had tried to transfer $3,000 from my checking account using Zelle. I was then instructed to set myself up as a Zelle recipient and transfer an equal amount to myself using my personal email. The scammer had somehow set up his own Zelle account using that email address and walked off with the money. It was more complicated than that as well. I actually argued with him the whole way, but in the end, thought I was safe. There were so many red flags and ways to verify that this was fraud that in hindsight the scam was pretty obvious. Actually, I am almost certain that if I hadn't been so exhausted I would never have fallen for it. Be aware.

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No, Estelle, don't let him get away. Please, reconsider.

Guys, I am traveling for work this week. I hope you are enjoying voting for the Worthy Awards. Thank you to all of you who have made donations this week! I am very, very grateful, even if I haven't written to you personally yet. These have been long days.

Fourteenth Annual Worthy Award Nominees - Your Vote Counts!

Yes, dear friends, it is time once again to vote for your favorite moments in the Worthiverse during 2021. I know. I know. You're asking yourself, But there were so many to choose from, how will I cast my vote? The good news is you can vote as often as you like because choosing just one awesome moment is going to be pretty tough this year.

The Condo Board really had some hard decisions to make narrowing down our list of nominees. Now it's your turn to make the really really hard decision and determine the winners. Of course, if you feel passionately about your vote, you could always leave me a bribe - er, tip. I'm not saying it will influence that outcome, but I'm not saying it won't, either.

And now, for your consideration!

Outstanding Set Design

The Santa Royale Boardwalk

Dolphins at Sunset

Typical Bachelors' Kitchen

The People's Clinic

Outstanding Dialog

Dogs are Great

Jags and Lags

Chick Magnets

A Variety of Muffins

Outstanding Performance by a Guest Character

Ashlee Jones

Eve Lourd

Max the Dog

Shauna!

Outstanding Floating Head

Ashlee Jones

Ashlee Jones

Ashlee Jones

Ashlee Jones

Outstanding Performance by a Regular Character

Dr. Drew Cory, M.D.

Estelle

Libby the Cat

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Outstanding Panel of the Year

We haven't seen each other for a year!

I... I.. Uhnn...

Torn Between Two Lovers

A Definite Add

Click Click Click

Outstanding Story of the Year

Wilbur and Estelle Break Up Again

Drew Dates an Aspiring Model/Waitress

Dogs are Great!

Thank you for your votes. Voting Ends January 7 at midnight!

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Because "Lord" is his middle name.