Mary Worth 2462

Yeah, I've been working on my liberal arts degree for seven years. I'm hoping to get a job at Jerry's one day, and move in with some old lady who will take care of me.

Mary Worth 2465

This reminds me of one of my favorite scenes from The Office:

Mary Worth 2464

You know Cafe is one of the hippest off-campus hangouts because it is surrounded by millennials glued to their texting machines, and carrying backpacks full of participation trophies.

Mary Worth 2463

Maybe Tommy can zero in on some bible verses that might help his mom with these new and exciting feelings.

Mary Worth 2462

On this blessed Thanksgiving Day, I am grateful that today's comic strip has ruined my appetite, thus saving me from consuming thousands of unnecessary calories.

I join Mary and friends from years past to wish you a happy Thanksgiving.

Mary Worth 2461

Maybe Tommy can teach Iris's new boyfriend to shave.

Mary Worth 2460

At first, I thought that was Wilbur tapping her shoulder because, you know, it would be too obvious, even though there hasn't been a moment of doubt in Wilbur's mind that might signify a change of heart because in the Worthiverse who needs logic. But then I realized the hand is in excellent shape. If that were Wilbur's hand, it would look more like this:

Mary Worth 2459

Wait. Does the sequence of these two panels suggest that reading the Bible is like a TSA screening?

Mary Worth 2458

The top five world conquerors:

1. Alexander the Great
2. Attila the Hun
3. William the Conqueror
4. Charles the Great
5. Wilbur the Advice Columnist

Mary Worth 2457

Relationship advice from Dawn Weston. If your bond is strong enough, the longer you're apart the better. Where's Mary in all of this? Are we to assume that an entire week has past with no meddling? Mary is leaving Dawn Weston to do her job?